It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
Author: joker
You can train a cat to do anything
You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
They say money doesn’t bring you happiness
They say money doesn’t bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Of course I can keep secrets
Of course I kept secrets. But the people I told them to obviously didn’t.
Alcohol does not solve any problems
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Help a woman when she’s in trouble
Help a woman when she’s in trouble. She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.
When you’re calling a woman
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
I’ll be there
I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall.
Love, the floor.
The last thing I want to do is to hurt you
The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we’ll get there eventually, once I’ve gone through the entire list.
If the grass is greener on the other side
If the grass is greener on the other side, fair bet is, the water bill is higher too.