Author: joker

Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job

I don’t like when my cab driver goes the extra mile for me.

When my friend told me he’s finally going to watch Back to the Future, I told him it’s about time.

If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser

I married Miss Right, but I didn’t know her first name was Always.

Asexuals don’t fuck around

The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

Hyperbole is literally the best thing ever

I shipped a package of food to my old girlfriend because she was hungry. FedEx.

My name is Joe, but all my friends call me infrequently.