I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.
Author: joker
There is one hair in my soup
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!
Do you want to dance?
Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!
Female hormones in beer
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
Knock, knock The love of your life
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!
Why don’t you have any life insurance?
“Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?”
“So you can all be really sad when I die.”
Am I being unfair?
“I really don’t know which kid I’m supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?”
What can I do?
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says “Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says “OK, now what?”
A woman in a bikini
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body…. and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
You are so kind, funny and beautiful
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”