Asking for a raise

Bill walks into his boss’s office one day and says, “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I’ve got three companies after me, and I’d like to respectfully ask for a raise.”After a few minutes of haggling. the boss finally agrees to give him a 5% raise, and Bill happily gets up to leave.

“By the way”, asks the boss as Bill is leaving his office, “which three companies are after you?”

Bill replies, “The electric company, water company, and phone company.”

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DicksOutForHarambe
DicksOutForHarambe
6 years ago

i dont get it

Saint Chris
Saint Chris
6 years ago

you’ll know when your on your own.

SwaggyBurst
SwaggyBurst
6 years ago

lol

Sophia Murrell
Sophia Murrell
6 years ago

it’s good?

Kaylee Kritlow
Kaylee Kritlow
6 years ago

Lol I can’t stop laughing