A very important meeting

Bob is a businessman. He is about to have a very important meeting in a hotel conference room next to the airport. On his flight in, Bob is seated next to Bill Gates.

After some small talk, Bob says, “Hey, Bill. If you have a few minutes to spare, it would really mean the world to me if you could just pop in my meeting and say hello like you know me. I’m sure that would make my meeting go over really well and I’d appear connected in the IT industry.”

Bill agrees and about 10 minutes after the meeting starts, bill opens the door to bobs conference room and says, “Hey, Bob. How are you?”

Bob shouts back, “Fuck off, Bill. Can’t you see I’m in a meeting?”