President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental farm

When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, “Dozens of times each day.”

Mrs. Coolidge said, “Tell that to the President when he comes by.”

When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.

“Same hen every time?” the President asked.

“Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time.”

The President nodded his head. “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.”