The pond was at the edge of his land and his body wasn’t as it used to be, so he hardly went to that part of his property but he decided he wanted to look it over. There were fruit trees surrounding the pond so before he left home, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring some fruit back with him.
As he neared the pond, he heard laughter and shouting. When he got around the trees and bushes, he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He shouted out so that they could see he was there. After they saw him, they started shrieking and moved to the deep end.
One of the women shouted at the old man, “We’re not coming out until you leave, perv!”.
The old man frowned and said, “Now, I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Then, holding the bucket up and smiling, he said, “No, nothing like that. I’m just here to feed the alligator.”