Top Funny Jokes

My goldfish died and I only got to take him on one walk.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Sleeping comes so natural to me that I can do it with my eyes closed.

I know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate

I think vibrators should be illegal. God made Adam and Eve not florence and the machine

I tried to change my password to beefstew1 but it wasn’t stroganoff

Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement.

I was voted “Most Likely to Rig a School Election.”

If you buy a SmartWater for 4$…it’s not working.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.