When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
I ate a clock yesterday
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
What rhymes with orange?
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t”
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.