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Asking a Chinese girl for her number

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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The only food that makes you cry

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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The shortest horror story

The shortest horror story: Monday.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, One Liners Jokes
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Being British

Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Author jokerCategories Fun Facts, Funny Sayings
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I’m not bossy

I’m not bossy, I simply know exactly what you should be doing.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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I’m not lazy

I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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The true nature of a human being

The true nature of a human being clearly shows when the supermarket opens a second cash desk.

Author jokerCategories Fun Facts, Funny Sayings
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If I’m driving you crazy

If I’m driving you crazy, please remember to put your seatbelt on.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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I’m very sorry to interrupt you

I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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Light arrives faster than sound

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings
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