The older brother says, “Billy, I’m 9 and you’re 6. We’re practically men. So today when we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say hell and you’re gonna say ass.”
Billy nods his head in excitement and they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table and their mom greets them.
“Good morning boys, what would ya’ll like for breakfast?”
Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles and throws his arm over the back rest and says, “Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.”
Their mom turns around and chases him up the stairs spanking him the whole way. When she returns she looks at Billy and says, “And what would you like my little angel.”
Billy nervously replies, “I don’t know, but you can bet your ass it ain’t cheerios.”