Wife gets angry and says “and you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life who cares about no one but yourself. All you are interested in is your own self, all your life you have not fulfilled even one of your promises. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.”
Husband: “Calm down, I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative.”
Wife: “Oh! Sorry honey!”