Author: joker

Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
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Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here?

How to achieve a beach body?

1. Have a body

2. Arrive at the beach.

I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.

Doctor: You’re obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash? — He’s all right now.“

Why is the math book so sad?
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It’s got too many problems!

I’d love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
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There are too many bugs.

Notice on a shoe repair shop:

I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.