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Author: joker

Am I adopted?

Son: “Am I adopted?”
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Dad: “Not yet, it seems nobody is interested.“

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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I was a doctor for a while but then I quit

I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough patience.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Could you call me a taxi, please?

Dad – Could you call me a taxi, please?
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As you wish, dear taxi.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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My dad should embrace his mistakes

I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Can you call mom’s phone?

“Dad, can you call mom’s phone? She can’t find it.”

“Absolutely! ‘Mom’s phone! Mom’s phone!’”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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What is an alcoholic?

“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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How my dad feels

When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, „With my hands.“

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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What’s up?

Yo Dad, what’s up?
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The ceiling.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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How do I look, daddy?

Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”

Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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I have a very secure job

Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, One Liners Jokes, Work Jokes
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