It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Author: joker
Double entendre
A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
House without lamps
Watch for children
I saw a sign that said “watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade”
That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed. The man sympathized and said “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”
“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey for you.”
Thanks for telling me
Thanks for telling me the definition of the word many.
It means a lot
How do I get to the other side of the river
Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second :
“How do I get to the other side of the river”
The second man shouts back :
“You are on the other side of the river.”