Author: joker

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

I saw a double-entendre contest, so I entered my friend.

I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didn’t like it

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

You have more issues than a magazine.

I hate Russian Dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

There’s a fine line between……Hyphenated words.

Not only is my thesaurus bad, it is also bad!

Just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Never again.