Author: joker

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe the cloning machine worked!”

Pro-Life Tip: Don’t get an Abortion

I was talking to a North-African girl for hours, we just clicked

Salad is not food, because when I eat salad my dog doesn’t pay attention to me.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall

Who wants to read my book on desperate marketing techniques?

My friend offered to buy me a coffin, but I told him that’s the last thing I’ll need

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

My mum told me my spaghetti car would never work, but you should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta

If a blind woman tells you your penis is big, she’s probably just pulling your leg