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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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A psychic little person who has escaped from prison

What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Marriage Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee?

Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? Huh. I use a spoon.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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I went bobsleighing

I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes
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You could be stuck

I was having a bad time once and my friend felt the need to comfort me. They told me “Cheer up, ByrdInfluenza, it could be worse. You could be stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water.”

I know they meant well.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes
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A body building contest

Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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My wife asked me to pass her lipstick

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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