Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish looks to the other and goes, “How do you drive this thing?”
Author: joker
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Two birds are sitting on a perch
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other ‘can you smell a fish?’
A bear and a rabbit
My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.
My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.
I said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
Bananas in ears
What did Zero say to number Eight?
Two muffins baking in an oven
There are two muffins baking in an oven. The first muffin says, “Man, it sure is hot in here.” The second muffin says, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”