In the seventies, Soviet party members decide on establishing the first strip club in Moscow
They plan out everything, yet somehow there’s next to no income. After some discussion, they decide on inviting two American experts to inspect the place.
The Americans look around for a minute, then tell the head of the Soviet delegation: “The position of this club is perfect. The food is excellent. The atmosphere is grandiose. The drinks are extraordinary. But the stripper has to go.”
“Impossibe!” says the Soviet organiser. “She is the perfect woman for the job, she has been a loyal member of the Communist Party for the past 60 years!!”