A blind man visit Texas....
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels bed, “wow this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Texas” says the bellhop The man heads downstairs to the bar sits on a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands, “wow these drinks are big.” “Everything is big in Texas” says the bartender” After downing a few, the blind man asks for the bathroom. “Second door to the right”says the bartender The blind man heads to the bathroom but accidentally opens the door that leads to the swimming pool and falls in. Popping his head from underwater, he flails his arms and shouts “Don’t flush! Don’t flush!