Language jokes

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

A French man goes into the Louvre's parking with his van. He gets out and goes inside. He sneaks pass guards, gets through barbed wire, avoids lasers and in front of him there is the Mona Lisa. He takes it and manages to get back to his van. When he goes into his van and leaves the van ran out of gas. The police catch him and interrogate him.

'Why did you take the painting?'

He thinks for a minute and say; 'I needed the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh'

But if I do it, I’m gay.

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Mr. Santa when she looked into the sky?

A: It looks like rain dear

Taco: Can we please TACO bout' it!

Nacho: No, go away....

Taco: Why don't you wanna TACO bout' it?

Nacho: Because I'm NACHO friend anymore!