Two neighbours, one is rich and the other is poor.
The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : “Ask what you want” ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea.
The rich neighbour,envious of the magic lamp,said to the poor : i’ll give you my car and my house in exchange of the lamp.” The poor accepted the deal.
The rich man wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : “Ask what you want” he asked for a very big house and a better car.the genie replied : « Sorry sir,i only serve tea and coffee »