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My wife was drawing her eyebrows too high

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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How many Germans does it take

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, they’re efficient and not very funny.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Parallel lines have so much in common

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame that they’ll never meet.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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A friend who had a job circumcising elephants

I once had a friend who had a job circumcising elephants. The pay was lousy, but the tips were huge.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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I took the shell off my racing snail

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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I got in a fight with my girlfriend

I got in a fight with my girlfriend, and things got heated and she called me a pedophile. I was quite shocked since that’s a pretty big word for an 8 year old

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.

Even the cake was in tiers.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Somewhere in the world, a woman is having a baby every 12 seconds

Somewhere in the world, a woman is having a baby every 12 seconds.

We’ve got to find her and stop her!

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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How they make holy water

Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Jokes about unemployed people

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don’t work.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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