Not bragging, but I made six figures last year, so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.
Author: joker
I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s residence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Nobel
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
What did one hat say to the other?
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
A book on reverse psychology
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.