Not bragging, but I made six figures last year, so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s residence.
No bell, I knock.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.