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Author: joker

Not bragging, but I made six figures last year

Not bragging, but I made six figures last year, so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.

Author jokerCategories Short Funny Jokes
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I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank

I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Short Funny Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot’s residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Nobel

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What did one hat say to the other?

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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A book on reverse psychology

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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How do crazy people go through the forest?

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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