Author: joker

“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom company

It takes time for a clock to work properly.

I tried to sketch a 9mm bullet from memory, but I drew a blank

I used to be shy, but since I’ve started rock climbing, I feel boulder.

Dildos are for pussies.

I was going to tell you a joke about subtraction but I didn’t want you to think less of me.

My roommates are concerned that I’m using their kitchen utensils, but that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.

Pick-up Artists and Garbagemen should switch job titles

I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested for in-descent exposure.

TIL: If your inflatable sex doll starts crying it’s not developing feelings for you, it just needs emptying